DavidSafe
i’ve safely gotten ‘tyler’ back onto the plane for his homeward journey. little nicky did well and smoked his first opponent. i like to refer to his second opponent as…
Peacekeepers
back in rota, our motto was: ‘sucks to be you!’ i think these guys have figured that out. big question is, which country? are they austrian or nords? right click…
Yanquis
So this guy at work, who i won’t name, but his initials are carl jackson, was shocked to find out that i wasn’t a big country/western fan. seems the nameless…
What People Will DO
this has to be bogus. this is funny too
I'm Butch!
Tired of being underappreciated and manipulated by powerful "others," you fight back. Though possesssing a cold, violent outside, you have a soft, sentimental inside. You love your partner, you cherish…
What a Weekend
first weekend back from gitmo. baghdad is looking much more definite. i’ve been gone for near three months and spring is coming to san antonio. and that means it’s lawn…
Just for Blondie
blondie is out of work. and just like when madame butterfly quit her job to head out to arizona, she finds herself at home. and when madame butterfly quit, and…
My Mom
my mom has 6 sisters and 7 brothers. yeah, i have packs of cousins i’ve met only once, or never even met. my mom’s side of the family is heavy…
If I Could Be…
i got this fram dana at noteitposts Immediately following there is a list of 20 different occupations. You must select at least 5 of them (feel free to select more).…
Bacon Explained
the hot librarian has asked for answers to a few of lifes greatest mysteries. i’m going to try and answer a few of them.