my email died!
well, not everyone elses did. a long, long time ago. i was constantly traveling. the navy kept sending me around to various places to catch ships and subs. it was…
Fighting Ourselves…..
yeah, we’re schizo like that… the medals to the right are mine, more pictures will follow. i have to rip my video in as mpegs and then capture some stills,…
Maryland State TKD
well, for those of y’all who don’t know me personally, i take taekwondo. i practice a lot. i’ve even started to teach a little, only the little kids, and the…
Spies like Us
anybody hear of Katherine Gun? She’s an american who was working for GCHQ until she was fired last march. Turns out miss gun leaked (made public) an email between NSA…
You Can't See Me
know why? because i’m invisible. so i’m a little superstitious. i knock on wood. i throw salt over my shoulder. i walk around ladders. i have a lucky shirt. 23…
Torment
ok, here’s a post with no socially redeeming value. Alyssa Milano is hot only to torment me. hmmm, what’s that you say? you think i’m conceited? well, we’ll see. a…
Pick up Strategies
i suck at meeting chicks. all my pick up lines are horrible. i usually go so far bad that they think i’m making a joke. i get by with that…
The Deadly Castor Bean
well, they confirmed that the ‘mysterious’ white powder found at the senate is ricin. pretty nasty little powder. you grow some castor beans, get out the Anarchists Cookbook, and follow…
i am not her husband
several months ago i had the fortune of attending a mandatory fun day for work. ok, i am contracted out to the army. and all i had to do was…