David10. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine. 9. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman But I Woke Up With a Few. 8. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me. 7. I've Missed You, But My Aim's Improvin'. 6. Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Scared She'd Win. 5. I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like You're Still Here. 4. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Miss Him. 3. She Took My Ring and Gave Me the Finger. 2. She's Lookin' Better with Every Beer. And the Number One Country & Western song is... 1. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My Ass Out All Day Long.
Intellectual Froglegs
So I’ve been watching this guy on youtube.
I never knew you were such a country fan! Country kicks as*. While I must admit I haven’t exactly heard these specific songs yet, I will be investigating your suggestions. Thanks a mill!
I know you are going to laugh at me, but, the number one song is really pretty good. It came out in 2004 (the album did) by a a pretty decent band (the notorious cherry bombs). The band includes Rodnet Crowell who was once married to Johhny Cash’s daughter Roseanne and the band also includes Vince Gill.
OK I will stop now.
you’re scaring me aaron
Ahhh, the lost art of sarcasm 🙂