there’re only two reality shows i watch. i’ve seen an episode here and there of the others. but none of them have really entertained me.

american idol:
don’t get me wrong, i kind of like watching simon rip some non singers new assholes for wasting his time. but the actual show? when the real prospect singers are competing? i change the channel.

america’s next top model:
i watched the first season somewhat. i liked elise. but then again i like skinny girls. i thought she should have won, but adrianne curry was acceptable. later seasons turned into the tyra banks show, and i turned the tv.

survivor:
who are they kidding? they ALL survived. i haven’t seen any body bags coming off of palau. there would be a real episode of survivor. drop 25 computer geeks on a south pacific island. and wait for the last man standing! never going to happen.

joe schoo show:
it was ok, but the way they kissed his ass at the end was really embarrassing. they can’t really do it again.

the bachelor/bachelorette:
sucked.

mad mad house:
i kinda liked it, but just because i wanted to see the witch naked. the vampire needed an ass kicking. i suspect he sucked all right. the rest were ok.

the real gilligan’s island:
rachel hunter got kicked off first!? i quit watching right then.

what’re these new shows about dancing, and the replacement singer for inxs? i won’t watch.

the surreal life:
one of the two shows i like. it’s fun to watch some of the old has beens trying to recapture past glory. my proposed cast for the next season? let’s see,
Danny Bonaducci
Joan Jett
Jennifer Capriati
Flo Jo
Eric Estrada
Tommy ‘The Gun’ Morrison
Pee Wee Herman
there’s a show i want to see.

the amazing race:
my favorite reality show. this is the only show were anyone is legitimately eliminated. ie, they come in last. see ya baby! the next season will consist of four man teams instead of two. it is a special family episode. age limits go all the way down to 8! everyone has to be related somehow, so no best friends teams. blood and in-laws only. they are accepting engaged couples in the mix. my prediction is that the team with the most alert and bright youngster will win.