so it has come to my attention that a number of you have no idea what i look like.

hell, after trying to talk blondie out of bikini pics, she tried to get me to send her pics of me in a bikini!

do you really want to see those?

i don’t think so.

but i kind of thought i’d post a couple pics of myself up here for y’all to poke fun of. but please, no photoshopping me onto brad pitt’s body please. i’m already the king!

the things i get away with on my blog!

it’s like i’m a mad scientist in my little office, concocting evil things! and noone can stop me!

there is no rest for the wicked i tell you.

i’ve been a little slack as of late, but the new year is looming large.

i haven’t even finished my dead pool yet.

yeah, cheesy pic with the american flag. hey, it’s the most current pic i have. that was actually taken at a cigar shop in dc during an extended business lunch with my deputy project manager. never mind who the girl is that i cut out of the pic!

it’s me you read this site for. right?!

so here’s another pic.

who is in the pic you ask? it’s myself and two girls named kelli and laurie. i met them at dc101’s ‘kegs and eggs’. nice little party in between st patty’s and mardi gras that ‘elliot in the morning’ throws every year.

they’re just two girls we drank beer with.

this was a fun time. myself and scooby made this little outting. you drink in the morning. the pic was taken at around 9:30 am. we started drinking at 8.

once in a while, even i get out.

i’m going to have to do a more thorough post on kegs and eggs. with a few pics too.

some of you i may even email the secret pics.