Davidwell, they finally did it.
ken lay was assassinated .
but not by who you think. some of the flaming lefties will claim that it was a besieged W who had ken lay knocked off to avoid further embarrassment by the enron scandal.
there are holes in that logic. you would have to believe, that W believes he did something wrong in regard to enron and ken lay. which he clearly did not, and does not believe.
W was not the assassin.
who benefits? that’s an easy question to answer. as the accusations begin to arise of ninja george sneaking through ken lay’s window, the left will again try to bring the debacle of enron to the attention of the main stream media. and how convenient that he is bumped off right before the 2006 elections!
it is clear. the left benefits from the death of ken lay.
the only question left is exactly which flaming leftie did the deed.
here is mlah’s list of the top ten most likely ken lay assassins.
10. Michael Moore – let’s face it. big mikey didn’t do it himself, but he probably was involved in the mastermeinding of the plot.
9. Wynona Rider – she killed ken lay because she still has flash backs of ken assaulting her barbie as a child. all kens must die
8. Hugo Chavez – hugo is such a paranoid bastard that this was a preemptive strike on his part
7. Michelle Malkin – i don’t think she did it. i just want to imagine her in a black body leotard dressed up like a ninja.
6. Chelsea Clinton – in her new role as the democratic dirty tricks committe enforcer, she is widely known as the diceman
5. Johnny Depp – he is actually starting to believe he IS a pirate.
4. Cameron Diaz – she still blames W for legalizing rape.
3. Carlos Mencia – he needed some new material
2. Ted Kennedy – he got ken out drinking….. drove him off a bridge…. and stashed the body in his rack before sunrise. the kennedy damage control team felt that it would be easier for the msm to blame bush than to try and explain how he got the keg of scotch out of the sinking car faster than he could ken lay.
1. Katie Couric – because she heard star jones was after her job.
mmmmmm. michelle malkin.
I have hard evidence that Ken was killed by the Freemasons because he was about to reveal secrets about the Illuminati and the New World Order. It was made to look like a heart attack by the same people who tried to cover up the UFO crash at Roswell.
I also have passages from the Bible that show exactly how this incident will effect global warming.
*snicker* Yep, I’m a flaming liberal conspiracy theorist, is right. 😉
No,
Yup did it and he’s going to blame me.
Geek, you been spyin on me or something? All I did was meet in Prague with a couple of associates to hand over some papers. You can’t prove nuthin!
I think it was the butler with the revolver in the study. ;P
carlos mancia does need new material… lol, duh da dur!!!
Yup,
Since you did mention in our previous conversation that I wasn’t as up to speed on the art of surveillance as perhaps I should be, I decided to take up a new hobby.
You, my friend, should consider a new wardrobe, the whole pink pants metrosexual thing just isn’t you. 😛
If Lay didn’t die by getting hanged in the middle of Enron Field (or whatever it’s called now), then I am deriving zero pleasure from his death.
So vicious, Gussie. But you’ve always argued that you are against capital punishment. What gives? Only death penalty that is worth pursuing is for rich people? Kill all the capitalists?
Hey Geek, those pink pants are Versace! I spend quite a few Euros on my wardrobe and ain’t giving it up. It’s a European fashion statement. (Seriously, I am always taken aback by the prevalence of pink in men’s fashion here.)
“What gives? Only death penalty that is worth pursuing is for rich people?”
Absolutely. I actively support a capital punishment plank for counterrevolutionary Enemies of the People that includes public hangings, stonings, the cutting off of hands and penii, scalping, guillotining, gladitorial combat-to-the-death and the making of shrunken heads to be sold on eBay with the monies going to support Ted Kennedy’s bar tab.
Boy, that’s a lot of shrunken head sales…. hey, wait a tick. TeddyK’s a RICH boy!!