i met this girl online, and she does skins.

so you could kind of say she trades in skin, and she is a little tempermental, which is just a polite way of saying she’ll get in your ass if she needs to. and then i noticed that she’s always up late at night. working she says. working on skins. she must never see the sun. kind of like a vampire. up all night.

feeding maybe.

and she has a few questions for me

1. How long have you been “blogging”
i started blogging in the middle of january 2004.

2. What made you start and if it was someone then who was it?
i read a lot of middle eastern news, and one day i stumbled across allahuakbar’sa site. back before he was allahpundit. and he had this contest on his site where anyone could vote for one of 5 ‘jews’ as to which one was best looking. he kept claiming they were jews because they made him ‘feel funny in the pants’. and that they were evil, for ruining his dockers. i read the blogs and made my vote. but i started reading three of the jew temptress sites regularly. the were RedSugar, Moxie, and MadPony. i still read the first two. Kristin madpony has long since quit.

3. What exactly IS March 20th?
we guys, in an effort to recover some of the annual expense you women make us expend on feb 14th, otherwise known as valentines, are setting aside the date of march 20th for our very own guy’s holiday. that’s right. y’all owe us. now we know valentines is all about chocolate, flowers and expensive dinners. (yes i know there is more, but i refuse to enumerate them for fear that it will become obligatory). we men will not cloak our desires in wordy saintly titles. we’re coming straight out and letting you know what we expect on our new holiday in the title. forever and ever, from this date forward, march 20th shall be known as ‘Steak and Blowjob Day’.

4. Honestly – Did you really not know that Dish Soap doesn’t go in the Dishwasher? Now that you know what it does… would you do it again just for shits n giggles?
i knew it was more concentrated. so i only filled the soap reservoirs about a third each. i had to run that dishwasher three times to get all of the soap out! and no, i’ll never do that again, except maybe at y’alls houses. 😉

5. Unless it’s top top secret what exactly ARE you doing over in the sandbox and are you planning on getting a nice tan while over there?
no comment. no tan, i’m working way to many hours for that.