Why Liberals Hate Christmas

i saw this out there and just thought i’d share it with y’all. besides, it’s been a while since i spun gus up.

10. thanksgiving is mass murder for turkeys.
9. too many SUV’s traveling to grandma’s house.
8. college bowl games encourage competition.
7. millions of Christmas trees are cut down.
6. the pilgrims thought up thanksgiving, not the Indians.
5. Christmas lights waste electricity.
4. people are giving thanks to WHO?
3. winter lull in global warming hype.
2. daycare centers are closed.
1. Christmas celebrates a birth, not an abortion.

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    1. Do you guys get this sort of email? What do think about it (beyond wanting to bait me, that is)? Really.

      Subject: Allah or Jesus

      VERY INFORMATIVE! This is a must read – it’s short but Very informative! The Muslim religion in the fastest growing religion per capita in the United
      States, especially in the minority races!!!

      by Rick Mathes

      Last month I attended my annual training session that’s required for maintaining my state prison security clearance. During the training session there was a presentation by three speakers representing the Roman Catholic, Protestant and Muslim faiths, who explained each of their belief systems. I was particularly interested in what the Islamic Imam had to say. The Imam gave a great presentation of the basics of Islam, complete with a video.
      After the presentations, time was provided for questions and answers. When it was my turn, I directed my question to the Imam and asked: “Please, correct me if I’m wrong, but I understand that most Imams and clerics of Islam have declared a holy jihad [Holy war] against the infidels of the world. And, that by killing an infidel, which is a command to all Muslims, they are assured of a place in heaven. If that’s the case, can you give me the definition of an infidel?” There was no disagreement with my statements and, without hesitation, he replied, “Non-believers!” I responded, “So, let me make sure I have this straight. All followers of Allah have been commanded to kill everyone who is not of your faith so they can go to Heaven. Is that correct?” The expression on his face changed from one of authority and command to that of a little boy who had just gotten caught with his hand in the cookie jar. He sheepishly replied, “Yes.” I then stated, “Well, sir, I have a real problem trying to imagine Pope John Paul commanding all Catholics to kill those of your faith or Dr. Stanley ordering Protestants to do the same in order to go to Heaven!” The Imam was speechless. I continued, “I also have problem with being your friend when you and your brother clerics are telling your followers to kill me. Let me ask you a question. Would you rather have your Allah who tells you to kill me in order to go to Heaven or my Jesus who tells me to love you because I am going to Heaven and He wants you to be with me?”
      You could have heard a pin drop as the Imam hung his head in shame. Needless to say, the organizers and/or promoters of the ‘Diversification’ training
      seminar were not happy with Rick’s way of dealing with the Islamic Imam and exposing the truth about the Muslim’s beliefs. I think everyone in the US
      should be required to read this, but with the liberal justice system, liberal media, and the ACLU, there is no way this will be widely publicized.
      Please pass this on to all your e-mail contacts. This is a true story and the author, Rick Mathes, is a well known leader in prison ministry.

    2. It’s a silly piece of Internet tripe. But, when you do consider that the Faithful are directed to ensure the People of the Book (that’s Christians) are put in their place — as dogs might be — then, you do have to consider the tenets of the religion. Gus or his ilk may point to the Inquisition, or the Crusades, or the thoughtless oppression of the natives by white people in the 18th and 19th centuries because they were pagans. But the purveyors of such are all dead and gone. Islam is quite alive and well, and its adherents quite militant in their cause.

      As for the ACLU, really now, they’re much too busy eradicating that dangerous extremist cabal known as the Boy Scouts of America to waste time on some lowly prison worker.

      And once they’ve done for the Boy Scouts, they no doubt will turn their attentions to that scourge of our society, that malevolent group worse than the Taliban, and marginalize them from society just like they have with the KKK. (Robert Byrd being the exception, of course.) That group? The Southern Baptists.

      Gus, have you finished writing, er, I mean, finding through careful research (ala Dan Rather) the Protocols of the Elders of Protestantism yet?

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