David
well, seems like some of my friends back in the land of Mary have been busy.
Dot has a new student. i think she has to teach little mclean more than taekwondo though.
Rose has a new familial addition as well. Tyler will no doubt be loading the gatorade machine in no time
congratulations to them both. now chien and tom get to do some of the work too?
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johnnie.
little johnnie ain’t so little no more.
in fact, he goes by medium john most of the time. his 18th festivities were interrupted by the two new arrivals. he took that in stride, but face it, your 18th is a pretty special day.
and celebrations wouldn’t wait forever.
this last friday, i have it on good authority, that little johnnie made a couple of new acquaintances. a couple of rather attractive young ladies who made him smile.
NO! they weren’t hookers.
come on, this guy teaches class. we couldn’t do that to him. ha! who am i kidding. we’re just too damn cheap to do anything like that. and i’m sure medium john has better judgement than that anyway.
who were the girls?
well, let’s just say that some bars will let you in at 18, you just can’t drink.
the good authority let me know that little johnnie was a little ‘uptight’ at the start of the evening. in fact he was described as positively stiff.
but after friends threw some random blonde at him, he started to relax a little.
but then we all discovered that johnnie has a thing for the ladies from the east. imagine that.
look out korea, he’s single, and has access to a miata.
happy birthday john. if i had been there, i would have gotten you on stage. and your pic would have been up on this post. and if you had been here? mexico is just 2-3 hours away.
MLAH–I’m getting strange looks from people when I open up your website and half-nude women are right there in plain view…just wanted to let you know. I might have to stay away for a while so people here don’t think I’m surfing porn sites.
hahahahahah, yeah, it was real fun once everything “got going.” i would’ve taken some pics with my cell phone and emailed them to you, but for three reasons: number one, it was too damn dark and my vx6000 doesn’t have a flash. number two: i think they throw you out for that. Number three? well, i was a little occupied. sorry you weren’t there, but thanks for the post. it makes me feel important.
p.s.: it’s spelled Maclain.
P.P.S: the two girls that mlah mentioned (they were NOT hookers) were paige and emma, both of whom you can find if you follow his link. just thought i’d mention that i do have good taste.
MJ-what link? you didn’t post a link.
blondie
the link that mlah posted. it says “some bars”
Umm, is this Dave?
I searched on Google.com for my name becuase I was bored and then I saw something about me singing to hamsters. I don’t usually sing to hamsters, so I was intrigued to see what kind of website this was.
It then freaked me out that John went to a gentleman’s bar.
Jeanna?? hey man! yep, this is dave’s site, and please don’t ever mention this again to anyone. ever.
what? everybody is talking about it john. everyone knows you went.
even your mom.
Wow…It’s getting to look like TONY PIERCE in here……..but ok..your Blog I like better.