Sex

M & M

so how do you describe sex to someone?

no don’t ask how this subject came up.

i had to think about it for a second and came to this conclusion.

sex is kinda like pizza.

when it’s good, it’s GOOOOOOOD!

and when it’s bad,

well,

it’s still pretty GOOOOOD!

  • David

    I'm just a squirrel trying to get a nut. I watch College Football, and way too much tv. Work in IT. Live in North Texas.

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    1. Reminds me of what Woody Allen once said about orgasms: “My worst one was right on the money.”
      On a slightly different tack, Sharon Stone said something like “Women may be able to fake orgasms, but some men can fake whole relationships.”

    2. speaking of dark chocolate, did i tell you that I’m going to homecoming with Dynesha? I thought you’d like that Dave, since she is texan.

    3. I’ve learned that the sex doesn’t always have to be stellar for her if you spend enough face time below decks. I have no idea why I went all nautical there.

      So the message is: Develop an apetite.

    4. Americans finally realize the try-before-you-buy works just as well with sex as it does with commodities. Rather than marrying and then shacking up with hot sex coming after the nuptuals, Americans are increasingly putting out before putting on the wedding rings.Women are just as likely as men to get it on before matrimony.
      I think this is just the sign of the times. I mean, we like to test things, try them out, before making a purchase. Why should sex and marriage be any different? The stigma associated with pre-marital sex is dead. Long live free love!

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