so i’m a vampire

i’ve been working nights for a bit. so i don’t get to see the sun a whole lot.

not to mention i work in a building with no windows

so i woke up yesterday and had to go really bad. this is way worse than at home. you have to dress and walk outside to the port o potties. i usually sleep in shorts and tshirt now anyway.

so i jumped out of bed. slipped on my flipflops and hit the door.

the port o potties aren’t but 30-40 yards away.

but i was having trouble. seems i had been dreaming and was rather excited. i started trying to adjust my shorts to alleviate any problems. but it wasn’t too bad.

port o potties are right there.

so i got close, and was reaching for the door when i heard this voice say

“hey! how’s it going!”

and in my bad sleep haze, i stood there next to the door trying to figure out who this girl was. sitting at a picnic table about 10 yards away. i hadn’t seen her. and i don’t know her.

some nice air force girl sitting there smiling at me. so after about 5-10 seconds of trying to see who she was and determine if i knew her thorugh my sleep haze, i started to reach for the door again.

“hey! no really, what’s up!?”

she just grinned.

then i went in the port o potty anyway.

and i started laughing.

she was gine when i came out.

i like to think of it as advertising.