i just got around to watching harry potter and the goblet of fire. not a bad show. the first was a little campy. at least by my standards. as they get older…. is this the fourth movie? their movies are leaving fairy tale land and trying to enter the world of fantasy.

maybe not much difference? watch lord of the rings again. or even read the books, plus the hobbit, and if you have any balls, the silmarillion.

not for kids.

then there’s emma watson. can’t wait til she gets of age. no. i wasn’t one of the weirdos who had a countdown to the olson twins 18th birthday. like them, or emma being of legal age makes any difference to me. i’ll never cross paths with any of them.

but there’s always the chance she’ll fall on hard times and wind up in b movies.

hmmmm. maybe they call them b movies because once famous actresses invariably wind up showing their boobies in them.

and of course, i’m only mentioning boobies because moonbatty posted about them, and because i know jihadis wilt at the site of a perfect pair.

first. look at this sweetheart here.

then watch this boob. note: a singular boob is not a good thing. but this guy is funny, and he just rips into starbucks. i found this video on lingoslinger

now. here is a little sidenote for y’all faithful readers. if you want to be able to evaluate a movie critically and fairly, like me. here is the criteria by which i judge movies.

1. + star, for female nudity
2. – penalty star, for male nudity
3. + star, for a chase in the movie. must be an elaborate chase. the all time best i’ve seen thusfar was in ronin.
4. +star, for a dog integral to the movie. sometimes you can make exceptions for species. examples include. the dog in the terminator series always barks to alert us when a t unit is near. they all got stars for the dog. recenly, i gave the goblet of fire a star for this because of the dragon.
5. + star, fopr a sailor in the movie. start paying attention, directors like to put a sailor in the movie somewhere. you’d be surprised when you see one walking throuhg the crowd.

my scale of negative 1, to plus four stars.

so harry potter and the goblet of fire? sailor, dog, and a chase. 3 stars. emma watson is like a fine wine still in the bottle.