so there i was at work today. my two coworkers are thumbing through victoria’s secret catalogs, and i realize i have an ll bean catalog.
yes we had a fight. i had to wait my turn, but vicky has some hot clothes for sale.
yes. we are reduced to that much boredom over here. underwear ads are all we get!
someone offered to send me a nudie calendar, so i’m soliciting now for people to mail me some goodies. i’m bored. and um, boobs probably matter more to me right now than they ever have.
Are you allowed to have Playboy over there?
What’s wrong with your internet? infinite pr0n.
john, the internet is blocked. i don’t do that much surfing anyway.
jeanna, i think playboy is actually contraband. it all is really. i’m just wishing.
So…it’d be bad if I sent you magazines of Playboy and FHM and Hustler and…whatever else has boobies in them?
ummmmm. not supposed to have them. but i could probably use those in barter for rare gems after i um, read the articles.
email me your address! I’ll send you “really wholesome” magazines like “Life” and “Time” and “Readers Digest.” wink wink
so how did you have the playboy edition with Number Six if you can’t have it there??
i have never seen the playboy with gina (tricia helfer) in it. i have seen the pics electronically, they were passed on to me via a friend.