DavidQuotes
if beautiful women will put live bugs in their mouths, then ….
Charlie and his Trip to Candy Mountain
ok. so i was reffered to this little candy mountain thing. i’m still laughing.
Phone
i lost my phone today in Neuenschloss. if i called you and laeft some screwed up message, or crank called you, it wasn’t me. on a lighter side. send me…
Rosie O'Donnell
so this last weekend was fucked up.
Spam Spam Spam
so i get tons o spam as i’m sure most of you do too. but i just had to laugh at the order today.
Pop Tarts
couple of girls from fhm magazine. again, NSFW
Halloween Scary
my dad just sent me a little scary. i love halloween. one of my favorite holidays. it’s just a party. and people get creative and make the funniest / scariest…