DavidQuotes
“It appears we have appointed our worst generals to command forces, and our most gifted and brilliant to edit newspapers! In fact, I discovered by reading newspapers that these editor/geniuses…
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while chatting with a hawt chick. i got her to admit she sometimes makes out with her best girl megan.
Hum Dee Dum
i’m not dead. really! just woking my butt off! bought a carpet today. beautiful green and gold peacock pattern carpet from qom.
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while watching a “swarm” of local nationals try to build a truss roof top n a building very close to my “butt-hut”
Earthquake
so we had an earthquake today! i’ve been in a small one before. i have no idea how large this one was or how far from the epicenter i was,…
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while cleaning my coffee cup with 409 and toilet paper