i got this fram dana at noteitposts

Immediately following there is a list of 20 different occupations. You must select at least 5 of them (feel free to select more). You may add more if you like to your list before you pass it on (after you select 5 of the items as it was passed to you). Each one begins with If I could be. Of the 5 you selected, you are to finish each phrase with what you would do as a member of that profession.

For example, if the selected occupation was linguist, you might take the phrase If I could be a linguist I would learn Hebrew, Greek, Russian, Italian and Chinese. See how easy that is? Here’s the list:

If I could be a scientist
If I could be a farmer
If I could be a musician
If I could be a doctor
If I could be a painter
If I could be a gardener
If I could be a missionary
If I could be a chef
If I could be an architect
If I could be a linguist
If I could be a psychologist
If I could be a librarian
If I could be an athlete
If I could be a lawyer
If I could be an innkeeper
If I could be a professor
If I could be a writer
If I could be a llama-rider
If I could be a bonnie pirate
If I could be an astronaut
If I could be a politician

If I could be a scientist
If I could be a farmer
If I could be a musician
If I could be a doctor, i’d be a plastic surgeon, and just do boobs all day. of course i wouls have to help the underpriviledged as well.
If I could be a painter
If I could be a gardener
If I could be a missionary, i’d work at explaining the missionary position at every opportunity. it’s important to note that i already tried this tactic while at byu. and failed miserably.
If I could be a chef
If I could be an architect
If I could be a linguist, i’d work on gtmo and interrogate people.
If I could be a psychologist, i’d get my license revoked for just messing with peoples heads all day.
If I could be a librarian
If I could be an athlete
If I could be a lawyer
If I could be an innkeeper
If I could be a professor, i’d kick ward churchill’s ass.
If I could be a writer, i’d write science fiction.
If I could be a llama-rider
If I could be a bonnie pirate, i’d pillage the rainbow warrior ii just for shits and giggles. and cruiseliners. and you know there would be a plank!
If I could be an astronaut
If I could be a politician

and now i get to pass this on to three people.

hmmmm.

Blondie, because she might have some smart assyness to share.
House of Snark, because her blog is funny, and i rely on her for amazing race updates.
Haemi. because i think she enjoys these things.