Davidok y’all. i’ve done a bunch of these. not all of which are categorized correctly. i didn’t always have categories. so i’m going to create, for the very first time, my own meme.
The Chick Meme. Seems liek these always get circulated on the femme side of the blogoshphere (yeah! i said blogosphere! what of it) so i’m going to try and get some guys responses. i guess you girls can respond too.
but oh, i’m not doing the ‘tag’ thing. respond in the comments please
1. Name your three favorite girls names
a. Emily
b. Elise
c. Rebekka
2. name your three favorite things about women. (other than the obvious physical characteristics)
a. they’re warm
b. they’re soft
c. they have sex with us despite how huge assholes we can be to them
3. what are your three favorite chick articles of clothing?
a. the black come and get it dress.
b. garters
c. mini skirts! oh and bikinis! and spanish bras. and and and…..
4. give three synonyms for women.
a. chick
b. babe
c. seahag
5. name three bad ass chicks.
a. margaret thatcher
b. mother teresa
c. mata hari
6. name three over rated chicks.
a. hillary
b. pamela anderson
c. jennifer lopez
7. name three under rated chicks.
a. laura bush
b. barbara bush (from vogue)
c. jeanna (in the middle)
8. give three things that women do that irk you
a. ask questions during football games
b. multi task while driving
c. wear too much makeup
9. three things you like to watch women do
a. strip
b. spar in taekwondo (and by the way, there’s a womens reality fight show starting on oxygen this week)
c. brush their hair
10. three things every woman should be able to do
a. run!
b. change their own cat litter
c. check their oil
11. three favorite accents.
a. southern
b. irish
c. english
12. three best chick villains in movies.
a. sharon stone in basic instinct
b. neve campbell in wild things
c. rebekah de mornay in the hand that rocks the cradle
13. three things reffered to as she
a. ships
b. hurricanes
c. cars
14. three ex-girlfriends
a. desirae (no telling dad)
b. elaine
c. mari angeles
15. three chicks in history
a. roxanne
b. micah
c. helene
and what inspired this? i saw the addicted to love video over on liesl’s blog
Hahaha, fantastic. Helen Hunt. Totally under-rated.
1. Name your three favorite girls names
Rebecca, Hannah, Rachel
2. name your three favorite things about women. (other than the obvious physical characteristics)
They’re as strong as they are fragile, they generally smell nice, and they’re sexy when they move.
3. what are your three favorite chick articles of clothing?
underthings. flowy skirts. tight teeshirts.
4. give three synonyms for women.
lady, girlything, bint
5. name three bad ass chicks.
Meh.
6. name three over rated chicks.
There are many. That asian chick that used to be on Alli McBeal… Brittney Spears..
7. name three under rated chicks.
Can’t think of any off the top of my head. Many women scientists, though.
8. give three things that women do that irk you
Act passive-aggressively. Discuss makeup or girl-things compulsively. Tear one another apart behind eachother’s backs.
9. three things you like to watch women do
Talk. Expressive faces. Sexy. Move/dance/walk. Expressive bodies. Sexy. Read. It brings out their eyes somehow.
10. three things every woman should be able to do
Open doors for others, offer to split the check, and truly listen to what someone says rather than pigeonholing them into pre-defined definitions.
11. three favorite accents.
English, French, Spanish (Spain, not Mexican)
12. three best chick villains in movies.
Anywhere where they’re good actors and not merely vicious cunts.
13. three things reffered to as she
Countries, ships, and blow up dolls.
14. three ex-girlfriends
Lita, Betty, Elena
15. three chicks in history
Helen (Troy), Sarah (bible), and Mary (Jesus’ hooker friend)
Margaret Thatcher… that made me chuckle, they didn’t call her the iron maiden for nothin’…
1. Name your three favorite girls names
Faith, Gia, Felicity
2. name your three favorite things about women. (other than the obvious physical characteristics)
Their compassion, the way they totally care what YOU think they look like, and their ability to play naive while they are secretly planning a way to get you in the sack.
3. what are your three favorite chick articles of clothing?
Thongs, stripper shoes, my shirts (on them)
4. give three synonyms for women.
Tart, fuck-buddy, chick
5. name three bad ass chicks.
Margaret Thatcher, Helene of Troy, Condi
6. name three over rated chicks.
Ashley Simpson, Susan Surandon, Catwoman
7. name three under rated chicks.
Can’t think of any
8. give three things that women do that irk you
Get catty with each other, mess with their hair in public, expect me to pay for everything (which I would, but at least ASK if you can kick in…when you don’t, you look like a gold-digger).
9. three things you like to watch women do
Sing (watching and hearing them), flirt (with me), wash the car.
10. three things every woman should be able to do
Parallel park, drive a stick, talk politics.
11. three favorite accents.
Russian, English, any Latino accent.
12. three best chick villains in movies.
Juliette Lewis, Natural Born Killers
Faye Dunaway, Mommy Dearest
Rebecca Romijn, Mystique in X-Men
13. three things reffered to as she
Planes, trains and automobiles
14. three ex-girlfriends
Raquel, Cindy, Mary
15. three chicks in history
Anne Frank, Martha Washington, Betsy Ross
Hehe, great to see I inspired this one 🙂
There’s truth in here!