some random stuff i came across today, as the slow drizzly rain keeps me from cutting my grass. yeay!

i wouldn’t watch any of these at work. NSFW

sometimes, i can think of just sooooo much more obvious uses

now, in no way whatsoever am i endorsing this.

and carrying on the whole tom cruise is weirdo theme.

i think i’m going to make this my new screen saver.

be sure to keep an eye on the boy in the background when you watch this one.

hahahahaha!

are the danes the rednecks of scandinavia or something?

busted

why. why do girls do things guys tell them to do when they know damn well that they shouldn’t? y’all know we’re so full of shit. you know we lie.

and yet……. you do it anyway.

let me take this opportunity to thank all of y’all girls for doing things we want you to, even though you don’t want to.